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back in action. #1

I'm a little concerned about the world wide web and karma at this time. After subjecting people to rereading the post about my pedicure every time they logged in to stalk me, one of my toenails mysteriously fell off. I didn't stub my toe or anything, I just woke up one morning and the third one on my right foot was gone. Now, I cannot get a pedicure again until it grows back, in like 6 months. I don't know which one of you thought evil thoughts about my feet because you weren't appropriately amused while visiting your favorite blog but please, please, never do it again. I have learned my lesson about being overly boastful, wasting money on pedicures when children are starving and I can't pay my rent, blah blah blog, alright? Now I'll just post several times in a row to try and make amends.

posted by k. @ 6:27 PM