It's not me. It's you.

Actual Conversation With My Cat, Saturday - 10:15 p.m.

"Did you know that you're a Maine Coon Cat! You're pure-bred! Yes you are!"
[rubs kitty's tummy, kitty begins to purr]
"Ha Ha! You're not pure-bred, you're PURRRR-bred!"

Because suddenly, my life is a Family Circus cartoon.

posted by k. @ 10:19 PM