It's not me. It's you.

horrific event du jour

This afternoon, as I walked through Union Square hunting for a nice patch of lawn to enjoy my picnic lunch, I saw a boy napping by a tree. He looked pretty cute and looked at me and smiled, so I politely smiled back and sat down a few trees away with my yogurt. Apparently he thought I was pretty cute too because half way through my yogurt he stood up to come over and talk to me. STOOD UP OFF OF HIS CARDBOARD BOX THAT IS. Yup, its true. I totally checked out a homeless dude today.

My horoscope told me to try online dating.

I obviously need some sort of screening process.

posted by k. @ 7:45 PM