It's not me. It's you.

don't make me pay for cable.

I can't say I haven't been doing quite well for myself in this city. (I do have diamond earrings and a business card.) But still I just can't help feeling that I'm missing that special something. So, here it is, my personal ad posted on the internet.

Attractive* man* sought, for deeply romantic* relationship. (Specifically, December through early April.) Must have digital cable and DVR. Your interests should include college basketball, brooklyn lager, girls who mooch.

*negotiable

posted by k. @ 11:02 PM