It's not me. It's you.

i'm an evolutionary throwback.

extra teeth, extra ribs, extra . . . right. nevermind. i'm so evolutionarily flawed its truly amazing i don't have a tail. (oh my god! what if i had a tail?!)




so if no one is willing to date me so i can gain access to college basketball games on digital cable, is there at least someone with dental insurance who wants to marry me? my wisdom teeth need to come out, asap. they hurt a lot, and its going to be really expensive on my health care plan.

also, i hate the dentist with a passion undying, so if your dental insurance covered the kind that puts you under general anesthesia while you were still outside their office that would be really great.

posted by k. @ 8:53 PM