It's not me. It's you.

I need page . . . what is it? Standards! Standards . . . standards . . . standards . . .

From now on I am going to carry a small survey with me at all times to give to guys before I give them any personal information about myself. Not just phone number. We're talking First Name. It is going to look like this:

If we continue to spend time together, will I eventually realize that you are really, really creepy?

Check one:

Yes __ No __ Maybe __

posted by k. @ 5:32 PM